• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Made to order by magic elves
• Front pouch pocket
• Print is on the back, so you can flex on your haters
Size guide
| LENGTH | WIDTH | |
| S (inches) | 27 | 20 |
| M (inches) | 28 | 22 |
| L (inches) | 29 | 24 |
| XL (inches) | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL (inches) | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL (inches) | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL (inches) | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL (inches) | 34 | 34 |
| LENGTH | WIDTH | |
| S (cm) | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M (cm) | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L (cm) | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL (cm) | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL (cm) | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL (cm) | 81.3 | 76.2 |
| 4XL (cm) | 83.8 | 81.3 |
| 5XL (cm) | 86.4 | 86.4 |